When my mom, aunt and uncle were younger and in their teenage years, apparently my uncle was an aggravation machine and frequently harassed my mom and aunt. And during one such time, he was calling her Buzzard Breath, to which she responded "You just wait - I'm going to teach all of your nephews and nieces to call you Buzzard." And that's what she did. And now I have an Uncle Buzz.
So I took it upon myself to make for him a personalized Christmas gift this year:
A closer look:
I get a lot of kicks out of Christmas gift giving.